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Ariela
Abrevaya
Her punishment: timeouts with
the sombrero. |
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Eli
Blum
"Call me Blumpy." |
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Tyler
Browne
Tyler was once the sixth
member of the boy band 5. |
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Chelsea
Bruck
Chelsea! |
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Dre
Collier
Dre is, in fact, a distant
relative of Tarzan. |
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Matt
Combs
Matty
aspires to be a geriatric sunglasses model. |
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Lucy
Dietch
Lucy really, really likes hula
hoops. |
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Kathleen
Flaherty
In 2002, Kathleen experienced
a quasi-religious reawakening while visiting the Ronald Reagan
Presidential Library. She would love to talk to you about it. In depth. |
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Zack
Fleitman
After Zack's gastric bypass
surgery was completed, the friends just started rolling in. Just like
his mom said they would. |
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Teresa
Fox
TFox likes to laugh in the
face of lactose intolerants as she slips and slides in dairy products. |
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Tracy
Fuad
Tracy bobs for apples with
great aptitude. She has.... appletude? |
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George
Gianakakos
After several paternal tests,
including one on the Jerry Springer Show, George was greatly saddened
to discover the child was, in fact, not his. He now goes along on all
his girlfriend's "business trips" to the swamp planet of Dagobah. |
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Chris
Gore
Chris wants to throw you in
his Delorean and gun it to 88. |
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Liz
Granger
Liz likes the way big burly
men hold her at night. |
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Shanika
Gunaratna
Shan eats more than any girl
of her size and stature ever has, and she will challenge any 5'2"
female out there to a competitive eating contest to prove it. |
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Anya
Hayden
Anya makes an awesome rickshaw. |
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Ari
Hertz
Ever
since she was brought back from the wild, Ari hasn't done well in
cities. |
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Douglas
Prescott Hosking
I'm a hipster when I drink my
Grande Decaf Dark Roast 2 Percent Cafe Mocha Au Lait With Whip and
cinnamon Swirlies. Pwild licks my love pump.
And, a joke (or two):
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho Cheese (HA!)
What do you call cheese that is yours?
CHO CHEESE!!!!!! |
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Steph
Jarzemsky
I'm Steph and I enjoy
glaciers, sherpa hats, and Hannah's face in this picture. |
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Greg
Jones
Greg enjoys performing
renditions of Tom Jones numbers. Ask him. |
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Emma Kerr
If she had only known
that there were a hundred other Mickeys in the Park, she wouldn't have
given herself so freely.
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Meredith
Laitos
Meredith is a friend to all
turtles. |
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Kelsi Lindus
Her mom was right: if you make that face enough, it will get stuck like that. |
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Tyler
Lorenzi
Tyler likes to smoke corncob
pipes. |
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Jaya
Mehra
Jaya is a dog whisperer. But
don't worry, she talks to people too. |
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Dave
Nebel
Dave is known to shave letters
into his chest hair...from time to time. |
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Christine
Perkins
Christine maintains that K-Fed
is her baby-daddy, although he continues to refuse to pay child support. |
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Hannah
Pitt
Hannah has fantasies about
being a little kid again because she liked wetting the bed. |
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Evan
Rausch
Evan is HUGE in Japan. |
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Caleb
Richelson
Caleb isn't just a superhero.
He's a superhero with a sidekick. |
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Hannah
Robbins
Hannah lactates hardcore when
she thinks about Pwild. |
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Ben
Rolfs
Redneck extraordinaire. |
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Becca
Shapiro
I wanna really really really
wanna zigazig ahh. |
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Euhbin
Song
Euhbin is passionate and
somewhat belligerent about her mangos. |
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AO
Smith
This is the only facial
expression I have. Seriously. Welcome to Pwild. |
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Bryan
Stenson
Bryan Stenson: Thug 4 Life. |
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Missy
Strelec
Missy can milk anything with
nipples. |
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Marguerite
Summer
Marguerite can eat a whole jar
of pickles in one sitting. |
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Mark
Underhill
Mark enjoys wearing
loinclothes on his off days. |
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Matt
Waggenspack
Nobody will heed his warnings,
but after an ambush by an alliance of giant squid, hyenas and yellow
jackets, Matt Waggenspack will be universally recognized among
survivors as "The One Who Knew." |
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Jonathan
Webster
Jonathan did it. But he is so
cute that no one cares. |
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Mark
Weiss
Mark likes math. |
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Allison
Wessel
Allison used to be really
bubbly and fun. Then she was supermanned. It's a tragic story actually. |
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Andrew
Wien
Andrew has bladder control
issues. |
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Anna
Yermakova
This whole bio-writing thing
is a little foreign to me because back in Soviet Russia the bios
write themselves for you. Anyway, here is a shot in the dark. So back
in Soviet Russia my name
pronounced itself more like Anya, but I respond to Anna, but if you
pronounce it wrong I will be
conspiring against you when your back is turned. Back in Soviet Russia
I play tennis, date a
hockey player, and was in a gymnastics boot camp from the age of 4.
Back in Soviet Russia the cars drive themselves, everyone is happy
because they are all equally important, and sugarplums grow out of the
cracks in sidewalks. |
